83 posts tagged “qotd”

What, if anything, is not okay to joke about?

I am a firm believer that most anything, in hindsight, has been made funny by someone.

Things that are sensitive to people.  Historic events.  Race stuff.  ALL of it.  It might make you cringe, but people can say things to make things funny.  I mean.  There's things I WON'T say or joke about, but people can make things funny.  I will leave that there.

The one thing, though, that I know you can't joke about without getting the crap knocked out of you is someone's mother.

As in: YO MAMA.

Now.  As the onlooker, yo mama jokes are HELLA funny.  But the person on the receiving end of a yo mama joke will pretty much ALWAYS be ready to knock someone out.

And now, my favorite yo mama joke:

Yo mama's so ugly, they renamed Halloween, YoMamaWeen.

As funny as it is, I wouldn't use it one someone unless they were smaller than me.  Or had no appendages or a reaching stick. 

What gifts, big or small, are you hoping to find under your tree this year?

I'm just excited to have my family all in one place again.

Happy Halloween! What's your favorite scary movie?

Exorcist.

Forever.  And always.  LOVE it.

When a couple breaks up, have you ever been able to stay friends with both parties?
Submitted by, Jessmiloo

I've never been friends with a couple. 

What is your all time favorite board game?

YAHTZEE!

Show us your favorite person in uniform.

I don't know if a button-down shirt is a uniform, but I dig a man in a button down shirt.  Specifically a striped button down shirt. 

I'll take that over a fireman or policeman's uniform any day. 

What have you lost that you wish you could get back?
Submitted by, Witch Hazel

Time.

I have a hard time with letting things go.  Although it's further self-ingrained that I feel things happen for a reason; I still have a hard time letting things go.

edit: What I mean is I wish I could go back in time to learn how to let some things go. 

If you could dream about anything tonight, what would it be?

Anything I'd wish to dream about, I'd rather have in reality.

Like, say:

Unicorns

My only sunshine

Mo' money

A better hair day

Alla that?  I'd rather really have it in reality instead of dream about it.  Cus the disappointment of waking up after dreaming about unicorns, my only sunshine, mo' money, a better hair day - the disappointment will outweight the false happiness I got from dreaming those things up. 

So, I'll pass.  Gimme a happy reality.  And gimme my unicorn!

Where is the most inspirational place you have been?
Submitted by Seventh Rain

 

Mulholland Drive, LA in 2006.  It was the timing and the people (mom, sis, daughter, neice).

 

Mulholland Drive

What's your definition of home?
Submitted by NayNay72

Where my heart is.  Duh.

smooches