41 posts tagged “food”

A co-worker gave me a can of soup (don't ask how this transpired, it just did, ok?!) and I ate it today and my tongue has had varying degrees of numbness since then.

Thoughts?

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The diet isn't going well.  But I'm phasing healthy foods back in.  For example: veggies.  My 6-inch-tall reuban sandwich had (in the past tense, cus it's chilling in mah belly) saukraut on it.  And saukraut is a vegetable.  It also had pepperocinis on it.  And those are vegetables.  Sure, the meat to vegetable ratio was a little unbalanced, but I can't help when a deli thinks I should get an entire cow when I order a reuban.

Then I had a "small" bowl of chili.  It had onions in it.  And onions are a vegetable.  Sure, their "small" bowl was the size of my head, but I can't help when a deli thinks I should get a nice-n-hearty serving of chili.

And sure.  I ate it all.  But there were vegetables.  And vegetables are good for you. 

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

I can't decide what I wanna eat.  If I eat one now, I'll have the other at around 4:30.  Which to eat first??

Oh.  That's just in my office?  Neat.

There was another time I found forgotten food in my desk. But this time, its pseudo-sweets and I don't know if I could be happier. Lame? Not when you haven't had candy in hella long.

I audibly proclaimed "yesssss" when I found this sweet, sweet discovery.

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Once I win this little competition (ahem, this weekend!), I've compiled a list of foods I'm going to gorge on right after I jump off of the scale after the official weigh-in next Sunday.

The list isn't that big, but for your information, after I take the WIN, I'm getting the dreamiest pancakes I've ever heard of.  They're bananas foster pancakes.  And they are from the IHOP.  I tried to look the pancakes up, but I can't find them online.  I hope I didn't imagine them.

I'm also getting ice cream.  Coldstone.  Banana carmel crunch.

Ok.  That is all.  Carry-on.

That never quite made sense to me.  The saying is way outta right field.  Beans are LEGUUUUUUMES, people!  No fruit.

Unexpectedly good - I popped open a can of black beans, drained them, washed them, nuked them and added pepper and hot sauce and I must say, it is divine! 

Simple, filling, in accordance with the new diet.  Yum.

They are one of my favorite veggies.  I luv 'em so much, I just ate a bowlful of them with a little lemon seasoning on top.  And they were delicious. 

When I made Lorelai's lunch, she asked what I was having, and I showed her and she just laughed and laughed.

This is my life: I love peas and Lorelai and I get all silly when we talk about them.  A bucket of fun, we are. 

I spent a bit too much time trying (unsuccessfully) to make a venn diagram.  A venn diagram of what, you ask?  Of my daughter and two nieces breakfast-eating patterns.  With three options of foods, all three pick different combos. 

I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking, "DANG!  That is interesting enough, but I just can't quite picture what Goldie means.  I need a venn diagram to help me visualize the infinite possibilities of breakfast foods combos that Goldie's daughter and nieces eat."  You're either thinking that, or you're thinking, "This bitch needs to get out the house."

Rest assured folks, I will both conquer this venn diagram and eventually get out of the house.