7 posts tagged “diet”

I went and looked at urbanoutfitters.com's bathing suits and feel (maybe I'm wrong) that these models are skinnier than the average bathing suit model:

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I can't even concentrate on what the suits look like cus of how narrow these girls are.

Now, I'm pretty naturally slim.  I know that not everyone has those awesome J-Lo curves that I wish (from the bottom of my heart) that I had.  And I also know that models on any given site are gonna be pretty skinny.

But... FOR REAL?!:

Wtf

The site tries to redeem the above piece of crap by showing  that YOU, TOO, CAN LOOK LIKE THIS:

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Sure, the chick in the shower pic is skinny, but she's not as frighteningly skinny as the model on the site.

Weird.  

Reminds me of this (via jezebel):

Thinspiration

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The diet isn't going well.  But I'm phasing healthy foods back in.  For example: veggies.  My 6-inch-tall reuban sandwich had (in the past tense, cus it's chilling in mah belly) saukraut on it.  And saukraut is a vegetable.  It also had pepperocinis on it.  And those are vegetables.  Sure, the meat to vegetable ratio was a little unbalanced, but I can't help when a deli thinks I should get an entire cow when I order a reuban.

Then I had a "small" bowl of chili.  It had onions in it.  And onions are a vegetable.  Sure, their "small" bowl was the size of my head, but I can't help when a deli thinks I should get a nice-n-hearty serving of chili.

And sure.  I ate it all.  But there were vegetables.  And vegetables are good for you. 

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

black beans or tuna?

I can't decide what I wanna eat.  If I eat one now, I'll have the other at around 4:30.  Which to eat first??

There was another time I found forgotten food in my desk. But this time, its pseudo-sweets and I don't know if I could be happier. Lame? Not when you haven't had candy in hella long.

I audibly proclaimed "yesssss" when I found this sweet, sweet discovery.

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That never quite made sense to me.  The saying is way outta right field.  Beans are LEGUUUUUUMES, people!  No fruit.

Unexpectedly good - I popped open a can of black beans, drained them, washed them, nuked them and added pepper and hot sauce and I must say, it is divine! 

Simple, filling, in accordance with the new diet.  Yum.

Bringing food to the office to eat throughout the day as part of a balanced and healthy diet does not work if one eats ALL of the food in a 30 minute period.  I'm just sayin'.

All that's left is an orange.  D'oh.

Ice cream is essentially a liquid that is made in to a solid by some process that I know nothing about.

So. 

When I eat ice-cream, I'm basically just drinking a liquid.

This liquid would go through my system faster than pie or something solid would.

Because it goes through my system faster due to the fact that it melts in my mouth, it's less fattening than a pie or something solid because it's not sticking to my stomach.  It's just making a tasty, liquid journey through my system like water.

I mean, it practically dissolves before the calories set in. 

That is how I am justifying my bowl of chocolate ice cream + cinnamon.

You can also apply this flawless logic to milk shakes, yogurt, some soft cheeses like brie and water.