loathe - phone systems
Dial by name directories = dumb.
Just get a flipping operator.
Cus when I spell the name of the person as Gail and it should be Gale, the last think I need to hear from an automated system is (and I quote) "I'm sorry. You're having problems. Please try again later."
Not, "I'm sorry that you're having problems." But, "I'm sorry. PSYYYYCHE!!! You're a flipping idiot. Try again when you know how to spell Gale/Gail the right way."
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I changed my plan with T-Mo Saturday afternoon and I swear the automated chick copped a total attitude with me.
Me: Change plan
Her: What would you like to do?
Me: Change plan!
Her: You'd like to change your plan?
Me: Yes.
Her: Let's review our plans
(my friend in the background: Just say "representative")
Me: Representative
Her: Okayyyyyyy ... representative then.
Me: WTF?
Her: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
Me: What?
Her: Having trouble?
Me: No!
*click*